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You Might Be From CAL MUM ... IF
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(by Anonymous) edited and added to by 'Jim Vokes'
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Updated 4-25-01
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You know where "Snake Hill" is...

You can name everyone you graduated with...

You can figure out who has the right-of-way at the monument...

You ever played in the Turkey Bowl...

You ever had an icecream sunday at Straylines...

You ever went to "road parties" on Cox or Lacey...

You ever played sports with a guy named Poles, Krenser, Vokes, Jackson, Robertson, Capotelli, Grattan, Reid, Morolla, Tallo, McDonald, Brown, Henry, Washburn etc...

You got sent to the principals office and the whole town knew about it within 24 hrs...

The first place you tried your fake ID was Ronzo's in Garbutt or Frankie Jo's Deli...

You have parties at the same guy's house every week...

Scotchy Tenant every gave you a tootsie roll when you were a little kid...

You know who "Zilla" is...

You ever had a satin school jacket that was preceded by a maroon corduroy one...

You know who "Vinny the Laundry Guy" is...

You know that "Big Mac Attack" is a Football Slogan...

All fights were settled in the "Burn-Out Pit"...

It was cool to date someone from the Scottsville Travel Plaza...

You have ever gone for a walk in the Catholic Cemetery, on a date...

You  knew a guy named Ray, with only one eye and worked at Side Porch Records...

You had senior skip day, and went to the mall...

The whole school went to the same party after graduation...

You give directions by references (turn right at the monument, go one block
past the post office, and it's two houses down from Hamilton Park on the
left ...

The Skycoasters at Hamilton Field in 1988 rocked your world...

Your first date was at the "Moon Winks" ...the in place to go...

You ever jumped off the George Street Bridge...

Your high school teachers were the same ones that taught your parents...

You ever wore "Jams" to school, but never wore a hat...

You ever celebrated a sports victory by going to the monument...

School gets canceled for state sporting events or football pep-rally's...

You have ever hated Avon, LeRoy, Livonia or in the old days Mt Morris...

You ever sat in TOOTIE'S, playing euchre, sipping a "vanilla coke", and listened to Roy Orbison's "PRETTY WOMAN."

You know exactly who's at a party just by driving by and seeing the cars...

You think Brother Wease is better than Howard Stern...

You drive =BD hour in a drunken stupor for a "Garbage Plate"...

When you hear: "I got it!"  ... Think Caledonia Fireman's Carnival...

You remember Sledding parties and out-house tipping on a hill called MALIX...

If you think of:  Ralph Wilson, George Stienbrenner, and ...... Pat Keefe...

You pool-hopped even though you had your own pool...

Your parents said, "I don't want to see you hanging out at the Masonic Temple!"...

Your bicycle was the main means of transportation (even in the winter)...

The mayor's also your economics teacher, your softball coach and Parent's friend...

You've painted your name and football/basketball number on a number of bridges...

You know what "Cal-Mum Teachers Have Class But No Contract"  means...

You're parents actually decided to lock up the house during the day because "The Carnival's in town." But you didn't have a key...

You ever went to a rollerskating party on Saturday afternoon...

Everytime it snowed you prayed for a school cancellation...

The community center after the football games was a cool place to hang out...

You know where Doley's was...

You know the names of every person who hangs out at the Iroquois as well as the vehicles they drive...

You remember when checking out the huge pigs at the fair was fun...

You have ever seen a fight take place in Mike Burt's back yard...

You remember playing kickball in gym class and when you hit the back wall in the air it was a homerun...

You ever cheated on a physical fitness test in gym class...

You ever went to Ft. Niagra in 7th grade...

You ever watched football films in health class...

Fauver Stadium was part of your regular football season...

If you walked with your little league team or softball team in the firemans parade...

Mrs. Beerbaurer would give you an extra scoop of potatoes, but told you not to tell...

You ever went skiing with Mr. Pennington or Mr. Cracco...

You ever played euchre in the cafeteria during "Senior Lounge."...

If your class was really good in Music Class Mrs. Neale would play the Pink Panther on the piano when you were leaving and it was so cool...

You pretended to be interested in every college that visited just to get out of class...

You remember when Cheerleading was cool and sang with them on the bus!!...

You knew someone who went fishing inside the Fish Hatchery...

If you know who "Hubba House" was...

You ever sneaked on Harry Annin's to catch a trout...

You ever went 100mph on South Road...

You ever hid the trunk of a car to get into the Caledonia Fair for free!...

You think of "Tucker" when you hear the words: "GO RAIDEERRRRRRRRS!...

You shopped for school clothes( or anything else) at Community Outfitters....

You ever went "dealing"....

You remember cleaning up after the football games on saturday morning....

You remember wearing a "gym suit"  in elementary school....

You know who "Sliver" is....

You remember the Live Aid party at the McAlee's house in 1985....

You know that "Heaven" is a Cal Mum vs LeRoy Football game on Friday Nite!...

You knew where the "Sugar Shack" was....

You went to Strayline's for sour grape gumballsand penny candy....

You knew where Kennison's and/or O'Brien's drugstores were...

Your senior trip meant Washington, DC....

You can sing all the words to, "We wear an R because we're Raiders...."

"Tweeter" didn't mean the little yellow bird from Loonie Tunes....

You had a pen, pencil or tablet that came out of a vending machine in the
school hallway for a dime, nickel or quarter with a little indian's picture
on it....
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