Chicken Farmer   A blonde walks into a job agency, desperate to get herself a good job. The man at the counter says, "Well, sure I can help you, but I need to know what work you've had before now so i know what form to fill out." "Well," the blonde says, "I'm a prostitute." "WHAT?!" says the man. "Well, that will never work. We, uh, need to tone that down if we are going to get anywhere." "How about I'm a whore?" the blonde said. "No, no, that won't work either," the man said. "Ok," said the blonde, "I'm a chicken farmer." "If you don't mind me asking, how did you get from a prostitute to a chicken farmer?" the man asked.   "Well," said the blonde, "I've raised over 5,000 cocks."   My son is always tending to his in-home garden . . . I never understood why he grows his plants in the closet though. 10-12-2014