He use to spend all his free time with you,
following you around cuz he had nothing to do.
But
then there was something that turned his head
A Wheel Horse tractor
painted white and red.
He first mowed his lawn..then others he found
and
then bought a blade to push snow around.
First
it was one..
and then it was
two..
And
soon, your car is parked out in the snow.
Cuz the garage
is for horses and guy stuff galore,
and you think that he's done..but he's looking for more.
He may say "Look
dear..I'll buy you one too!"
And you sigh, cuz you know it's for him and not you.
But it's not worth
the hassle or the fight....