(Guns) Keep America Free

If Jesus comes stealin' like a thief in the night
He better be careful 'round here
Wear a Kevlar vest, keep his hands in plain sight
And bring an angel to cover his rear

I got a rifle in my house, a shotgun in my truck
Sometimes I take a gun to work
It might come in handy one of these days
If some stressed-out mother goes berserk

I got long barrels, short barrels
Chrome, blue, nickel plated, too
Any dumb sucker tries to break in my house
It's gonna be the last thing he'll ever do

Full-metal jacket, teflon hollow point,
Armor-piercing, plastic-barbed flechette
I got the right kind of ammo for any situation
Even got a fixed bayonet

I got a night vision scope and a laser sight
Don't need to see the whites of your eyes
Any jack-booted thug tries to take 'em away
Gets a forty-five caliber surprise

I trust in God and the Constitution
With a little bit o' help from Smith and Wesson
If you can't learn to mind your own business
Well, I'm willin' to teach you a lesson