A page about me...

HERE I AM!

So good of you to come...

So, you came to this this page to learn more about me. What's to fucking know...
I'm a 17 year old guy, that wanders the dirt roads of Keshena, Wisconsin. I'm in pretty good shape dispite my lack of exercise, I'm 5'5 and 139 lbs.

I like computers.
I like cats. Exept mine...
I like Monty Python Movies.
I like Final Fantasy games.
I like to hang with my friends.
I'm a mall rat.
I like chics.
I like female dorms....
I like Crack...
I like the unknown.
I like anything that moves. that shouldn't...

Favorite Sayings:

"We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes..."
"Life's A Bitch, Fuck It Like You Would Any Other"
"The imposible is what I can't do"
"those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live"
"If you want to invision the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever."
"Who said God was ever clean?"
"There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream in which we're the imagination of ourselves."
"Let's put the FUN back into FUNERAL!"
"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar..."
"I can invision a world of peace and happyness where war does not exist. And I can imagine our world attacking and destroying that planet because they'd never expect it."
"That's got to suck"
"I'm good to go"

Well, that's a little bit of random information... here's some more...

My Favorite TV shows:

X-Files
The Simpsons
SOUTH PARK
Star Trek: Deep Space 9
Star Trek: Voyager
The Daily Show
Biography (only when there are killers on though)
Dragonball Z
Win Ben Stien's Money (this show is so much better than Jepordy)
The Tom Green Show
The Man Show
That 70's Show
MTV's Oddities *back when it use to be on

Favorite Movies:

FACE/OFF
The 5th Element
SCREAM
Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail
Alien Reserection
Hackers
Happy Gilmore
Army of Darkness
Evil Dead 2
Airheads
Billy Madison
The Exorcist
The Faculty
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
The Shining
Disturbing Behavior
The Truman Show
The Black Circle Boys
Big Daddy
Austin Powers 1 & 2
Half Baked
Dazed & Confused
Run, Lola, Run
Stigmata
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Blair Witch Project
The Matrix

Favorite stuff....

Money...
Power...
Women...
Knives. Really Really sharp knives...
Super Nintendo... and Playstation...
Things that are bloody...
Far Side comics
T.V.
Music...
Sluts
Really hot sluts...
This cool ass place called Jillian's, in Green Bay
Concert Cafe, located on E. Main St. of Green Bay
Edible Underwear
Sex

WHAT I HATE!

BARNEY!
This kid named Jeremy Zorn...
Paid Programs
HICKS
Preps
Crappy songs that are popular...
LD students
The Power Rangers
Little kids
Spice Girls (they look good, but they suck)
HANSON!
RAP!
Wait a second... did i mention HICKS?
Apple computers
People that have no personality
The stupid, and the ignorant
Egotisticle Bastards
Stuff that sucks
Ex-girlfriends who go out with their cousins

FAVORITE MUSICIANS:

Marilyn Manson (I went to his concert!! and got kicked out..)
Tool
KoRn
Nine Inch Nails
16 Volt
Chemlab
Garbage
The Offspring
Boris The Sprinkler
Skold
Godsmack
Stabbing Westward
KMFDM
Nirvana
Groovie Ghoulies
Pink Floyd
Minsistry
Gravity Kills
Dead Kennedys
NOFX
Nada Surf
Blood Hound Gang
whatever techno you can find
System of a Down
Slipknot
lots o' punk
lots o' industrial
WEIRD AL!!! (yes korny i know)
Fat Boy Slims
Aphex Twin

Well, That's about all you could know about me...
This site will be worked on regularly.(pfff yeah right...) Back to my home page