Snow cripples Ice Bats. Shutout by Jakes 4 to Nothing.

First the Ice Bats had their equipment arrive late due to the snow covered freeways. Then where even more stymied by the fact that snow covered rink crippled the precision passing game they have always relied on.

A exhausted bespectacled Paul "The Pope of Central Avenue" Wolfram limped in even after the equipment arrived and long after the game had been decided.

New GM David Antila was disheartened the loss said, "I think this was our best chance for a win."

Dave "Bugsy" Hanson called for less effort and more meaningless job titles to end the Ice Bats skid.